Pattaya

These entertaining usages (and misspellings) of the English language are being presented with the confession that I, in my infinite wisdom, cannot even begin to formulate a proper sentence in Thai.

T-shirts the Bar Girls Wear: No Money No Honey

Eating and Drinking
Bunwich
Nick the Pizza
Roadsted Nuts
We Are The World Beer Bar

Etiquette
Please remove your shoe
Please closed the door
Driving Should Be Generous — People Acroos The Street

Apologies
Sorry for the inconvenience. We are under the renovation period.

Corporations & Slogans
Auto Assurance
I Am International Clinic (Skin & Relax)
Dental Paradize
Let’s Grown Together!

Rules
The advertisements without the registration will not be allowed to put on the board.
Should not abandon the garbage — cigarette buttocks in this area.

• Early Humor