Thailand Immigration Entry Form

General Information

Name______________________________
Address____________________________
Country____________________________

Sex:  Yes [_]  No [_]
With Whom?  M [_]  F [_]  Either [_]  Both [_]

Reason For Visit
Business [_]  Education [_]  Tourism (wink, wink) [_]

Kindly Answer Below Questions
1. You bring sharp edged objects (like ex-spouse) into country?  Y_  N_

2. You bringing bad drugs into country?  Y_  N_
If answer no, would like to buy some?

3. You have any pornographic materials?  Y_  N_
If no, why not?  You want only to eat Thai food?

4. You carry more than $10,000 USD in currency or condoms?  Y_ N_

5. Any vegetables?  Y_  N_
Must not bring: Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis.  Make girls nervous.

6. How long be in Thailand?
a. 14 days.
b. 30 days.
c. Until I find a bar girl to go home with me.
==>Attention: Duty Free bar girls available in customs area!
d. Until the statute of limitations runs out back home.

Signature
Please write name if telling truth: __________________________
If not tell truth and only want women, write “Bill Clinton”.

We hope you visit give good memories.
Please again come when you healthy and have more money!

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