Sex: Yes [_] No [_]
With Whom? M [_] F [_] Either [_] Both [_]
Reason For Visit
Business [_] Education [_] Tourism (wink, wink) [_]
Kindly Answer Below Questions
1. You bring sharp-edged objects (like ex-spouse) into country? Y_ N_
2. You bringing bad drugs into country? Y_ N_
If answer no, would like to buy some?
3. You have any pornographic materials? Y_ N_
If no, why not? You want only to eat Thai food?
4. You carry more than $10,000 USD in currency or condoms? Y_ N_
5. Any vegetables? Y_ N_
Must not bring: Carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis. Make girls nervous.
6. How long be in Thailand?
a. 14 days.
b. 30 days.
c. Until I find a bar girl to go home with me.
==>Attention: Duty Free bar girls available in customs area!
d. Until the statute of limitations runs out back home.
Please write name if telling truth: __________________________
If not tell truth and only want women, write “Bill Clinton”.
We hope you visit give good memories.
Please again come when you healthy and have more money!